Fun Thread #2: Phrases You Never Hear on Days

[ericw808]

Another just for fun thread. Phrases you never hear on Days.

"Did you go food shopping?"
"What's on TV tonight?"
"Why are you just hanging around the hospital?"
"I didn't mean to overhear what you said."
"I have to go home." Its always the mansion, the loft or the apartment.
"Why are there so few people at this wedding?"/"Who the heck are those people?"

and
"The Salem PD solved a case!"

[July Baby]

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

[magoo1000]

Actually once on Y&R when Stephen Nichols was playing Tucker NcCull and he has to exit. and he said, "I have to use the head." I do not know if it was written or if SN ad libbed it.

[dee2]

"You are responsible for this", instead of always "it's not your fault".

[bopeonarope]

“I’m afraid he’s really dead this time.”

[rkm137]

"This is none of my business."
"Is the middle of the park/HTS the best place to have this conversation?"
"So, you grandma and grandpa got a who town square named for them? Are you Vanderbilts?"
"Maybe living in a hotel room is not the most economic choice I could make."

[Ammalie02]

"You look like crap in that dress!"

[Elvis12]

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!!! I LOL at your comment.

[Ammalie02]

I've always dreamed of one of the characters actually saying that! Lol. So many times when it was the truth and needed to be said!

[prinxe]

"Do you have protection?" (or some variation of this)

[Abby_fan]

My dress is too revealing.

He is not the love of my life.

I am not taking this call.

My wedding went off without a hitch.

I am spending the day on the couch.

He stayed dead.

I did the right thing.

Abby is sane.

[ShermanTank]

Maybe I shouldn't dress like a hooker for a day in the office...
I just got home from work.. I need to put on my pajamas...

[magoo1000]

Ben to Ciara: "Not now. I am trying to read a book."

[MarineMom]

Lolololololol

[ericw808]

"Here's your hospital bill."/"Do you have insurance?"
"Paper or plastic."
"Wow, your office is green/blue just like mine?"
"How did you make it from Prague to Salem in an hour?"
"Let's go to McDonalds/Starbucks/Dunkin Donuts/Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf."

[SatanSaysYo]

"The pregnancy test was negative."
"I'm on birth control, don't worry."
"I love him, but I love me more."
"I can't, I have work in the morning."
"He's the fourth love of my life!"

[MarineMom]

"Justin won a million-dollar judgment."

[ericw808]

Justin won a case.
Let's go to another park.

[rkm137]

"You can call them back. I need to finish this sentence."

[catsalive]

Did you feed to dog/cat? HA!