buffsan

Rick: "......" *steaming*
Thomas: "And by the way... Your man? I thought YOUR man was Chris?"
Rick: "Uh... well, EJ and I never really said our good byes..."
Thomas: "Never mind. If we don't hurry up, your step-brother-in-law/ex step-uncle will take off without us!"
Rick: "Like your father-in-law would ever leave without Ridge..." *rolls eyes, and points to limo*
Thomas: "What? Oh yeah..." *watches Ridge trying to get the scarf lose from the limo door... while turning blue in the face*

On commercial flight

Katie: "Have you contacted X yet about what to do?" *whispering*
Brooke: "Yes, a car is waiting for us and there will be an extra one on stand by, incase we have to shake off someone who's following us."
Hope: "What-about-Liam? Is he gonna be in the car too...? *slurrs*
Katie/Brooke: *Oops, forgot about him... Isn't he still in Paris??*

Brooke: "I'm sure he is sweetie!" *lying through her teeth*
Katie: "Where else would he be?" *crossing fingers that it will work*
Hope: "Oh good!!! Mom, will you have the pills ready for me when I met Liam?" *nodding off*
Brooke: "I sure will..." *WTF? Does she still needs pills for sex?*
Katie: "Brooke, don't you think it's time to take that maternity test we talked about?" *treading carefully*

Brooke: "What maternity test?" *clueless*
Katie: "You know..."
Brooke: "Oh! Ok."
Hope: "I want a baby by Liam!"
Brooke: "Of course darling, you will have one as soon as I get a turkey baster."
Katie: "Brooke, don't you think Hopes hips are too narrow to carry a child??? Wait? You are going to carry the kid?!" *unbelievable*
Brooke: "I'd do anything for my daughter! Now, when we get back we have to get the kid."

Katie: "If she even IS your daughter..." *rolling eyes and whispering to herself*
Brooke: "What?" *distracted looking for flight attendant*
Katie: "Oh, nothing..."

At the airport, Limo.

Thomas: "Dad? Just open the car door! The scarf will get loose that way." *yelling*
Ridge: *coughing*
Bill: "What the hell is taking you so long? I checked the luggage, and the jet is ready to go! Why is Ridge blue in the face?"
Ridge: "Uhm.... my scarf got stuck in the car door and I couldn't get it off...*sheepish*
Bill: "For god's sake Choclate Chip, I've told you a thousand times that those f-ing scarves are ugly and only good for using in the bedroom. Now you alomost managed to choke yourself with one? What are you? A child? Do you need to be supervised all the time?" *growling*
Rick: "Bill... I think we better board the plane... You could continue berating Ridge when we are in the air..." *castiously*
Bill: "For once you're making sense Ricky-boy."

Bill grabs Ridge by the neck boards the plane, with Thomas and Rick close behind them!