The Bill and Ridge Relationship Novel Part 10 By Buffsan and Doc
by, 03-20-2012 at 08:01 PM (845 Views)
In the cafe lounge across the street.
Brooke: "I think they got the message."
Katie: "Good now what?"
Brooke: "Let's find Hope and being part 2 of our plan."
Katie: "What about Stephanie?"
Brooke: "Those sleeping pills I gave her will wear off tomorrow morning!"
Katie: "Ok, Lets roll!"
At The Ritz
Ridge: "Bill! The witches have our son!" *panicing*
Bill: "Don't worry Sugar blossom, we're gonna get him back and the hags are gonna pay!" *grimly*
Thomas: "They've got my brother?" *Is it by blood or not?*
Rick: "That's it! I finally have to disown my own mother/ex-step-sister-in-law/ex-sister-in-law, Ridge's ex-wife/ex-step-mother/ex-sister-in-law/almost-mother-in-law, Thomas former step-mom/ex-step-aunt/ex-step-grandmother/almost fling/almost mother-in-law, Bill's ex-sister-in-law; and Katie, my aunt/almost sister-in-law, Ridge's ex-sister-in-law/almost step-aunt, Bill's ex-wife, and Thomas ex-step-aunt/almost-sister-in-law. *The relations must be right... or?*
Ridge: "Rick, I'm gonna call Taylor, my ex-wife/mother-of-3-of-my-children/almost step-mom/ex-sister-in-law, your ex-fianceť/ex-step-sister-in-law/almost grandmother/almost mother-in-law, Thomas mother/ex-step-aunt; and Thorne, my brother/almost-brother-in-law, your brother/ex-step-father/almost-step-uncle, and Bill's brother-in-law. They were supposed to take care of BRIVIII, my and Bill's son, your step-nephew, Thomas brother. *relations, relations...*
Rick: "Ridge I'll call MY dad/ex-step-uncle, your step-father/step-brother-in-law, Thomas step-grandfather/almost-step-father, Bill's step-father-in-law/ex-step-brother-in-law; and tell him that Brooke, his ex-wife/ex-daughter-in-law/ex-step daughter-in-law/ex-sister-in-law/almost step-daughter-in-law; and Katie, his ex-sister-in-law/almost step-daughter, have taken BRIVIII, his step-grandchild. *Was that all the relations?*
Rick again: "He will tell Stephanie, Ridge's mother, my step-mother, Thomas grandmother and Bill's reluctant mother-in-law. She will at least care about Ridge's part of BRIVIII.
Rick yet again: "I'll also call Budge, my sister/almost-sister-in-law, Ridge's step-sister/ex-fling/ex-daughter-in-law/ex-sister-in-law, Thomas step-aunt/almost-stepmother/almost step-daughter and Bill's step-sister-in-law/ex-step-niece. She will probably want to know what has happened to her step-nephew. *taking a breath.... still wondering about the relations...*
Ridge/Thomas/Bill: "You know where Bridget is???" *baffeled*
Rick: "Yeah, they found her in the hospital basement. Apparantly she had somehow gotten herself locked in there for two months.
*hmm, Bridget always seem to be missing for two months between sightings....*
Bill: "I'll call Justin, my friend/ex-step-brother-in-law, Ridge's ex-step-brother-in-law, Rick's ex-step-uncle and ask him to put his contacts to use! *Is the relatio... Who the hell cares!!*
Thomas: "I'll call... Uh... Uh.. Steffy! Yes, I'll call Steffy my sister/almost-step-aunt, Ridge's daughter/almost step-daughter-in-law, Rick's ex-fianceť/almost step-daughter/step-niece, Bill's daughter-in-law/former fling. She must know that her brother BRIVIII is missing!*wow, the relations in this family are really weird...*
*Ridge calling Stephanie.*
Bill: "What wrong, darling?"
Ridge: "Odd.. She's not answering."
Bill: "She always answers for her better half."
Ridge: "Bill!" *chiding*
*Voice mail message*
Ridge: "Something is wrong! There's no answer!"
Bill: "You don't think?"
*Bills phone rings, Its Pam*
Bill: "Hello Pam?" *wtf?*
Pam: "Oh, why so surprised to hear from lil' old me?"
Bill: "Uh... because you've never called me before?"
Pam: "Well, I just wanted to let you know. I found Stephanie knocked out by some pill. She's in the hospital. Bye." *click*
Bill: "P...Pam!, Pam!!!" *What the hell? No one hangs up on me!*
Ridge: "What is it?"
Bill: "Pam just called, Baby-girl. She found Stephanie knocked out by some pills... Stephanie is in the hospital!"
Ridge:" WAAAAAAAAAA! And the last thing that crossed my mind was I hate mommy!" *bawling*
Bill: There there? *looks at Thomas and Rick and shrugs his shoulders*
Thomas: "Wow! Suddenly I'm glad I took after my mother."
Rick: "I'm just glad I didn't come from Ridge's sack."
Bill: "Snuggle bunny, I'll call Taylor and Thorne and see what they know about this mess! *petting Ridge's hair*
Bill: "Thorne! Have you checked up on how my kid is doing, or have you been to busy with plotting on how to take over the CEO seat at FC?" *angry*
Thorne: "What? I don't know where Liam is! *insulted*
Bill: "Does the name BRIVIII mean anything to you? You know, your nephew?" *rolling eyes*
Thorne: "Oh, yeah right BRIVIII... Forgot about him.... *oops*
Bill: "So, No-brains, have you checked on him lately? You were supposed to watch the kid." *impatient*
Thorne: "Why would I have che... You mean he is here with Taylor and me?" *clueless, then oops...*
Bill: "You moron! Get Taylor on the phone right now! She might have more brains than you! *I doubt it though... she IS with Thorne.*
Taylor: "Hi Bill! Are you upset about something? I heard you yelling at Thorne all the way into the kitchen." *caring*
Bill: "Your good-for-nothing boyfri...." *yelling*
Taylor: "You should really get a hold of your temper. I have an availible slot in my schedule at Tuesday morning, anger manag..." *proffesional*
Bill: "Just shut up TayTay and listen! You are supposed to watch my son! Where is he?"
Taylor: "I checked on him a few hours ago. He is sleeping in Phoebe's old room. I thought her star would be a nice...." *I might need to clear a whole week for Bill...*
Bill: "Stop with that star crap! Go and check on him right now!"
Taylor: "Ok, Bill, just hang on for a sec..." *going to Phoebe's old room*
Ridge: "Bill, what's happening what are the saying?"
Bill: "Just hang on Snuggle-bear, the Quack is checking on him right now... Your brother was clueless as usual." *rolls eyes*
Ridge: "Yeah, Thorne... what can I say..."
Taylor: "Ohhh" *hysterical*
Bill: "What is it Taylor? I can hear your arms flailing and head bobbing through the phone!" *nervo.. f-that!! Manly*
Taylor: "He's not here... He's gone." *hysterical*
Bill: "What?" *growling*
Thorne: "Maybe he escaped from his crib, you know... kids his age do that."
Bill: "Thorne, you've been in the basement for too long. I'm surprised you even know how!"
Taylor: "Bill leave him out of this. I have checked all over and he isn't here." *arms flailing*
Bill/Ridge: "The witches of Eastwick have our child!"
Taylor: "Brooke and Katie! Now that make sense!" *It's always Brooke's fault*
Bill: "Taylor!!!" *exasperated*
Taylor: "Come on Bill! They were devastated when you two not only came out in public, during Hopes 13th press conference, but also announced that the two of you were partners."
Bill: "Hey, what can I say? I am an azz man." *grinning*
Taylor: "Ok... so I am going to call the police and phone Eric."
Bill: "I thought Eric ran off with the old lady who married him and Stephanie?"
Taylor: "No... that was Donna... The more sane and bearable of the Logan sister's. She just showed up with a honey bottle as a wedding gift, and Eric just grabbed her and jumped in the car...." *rolls eyes*
Bill: "Oh... I guess she just got her "Horney Bear" back!" *laughing*
Ridge "Bill! How can you laugh when our son is missing?" *annoyed*
Bill: "Shut it, Angel-puss! Taylor, just call Lt. Baker!" *hangs up*
Taylor: "Ok, Bill! Bill??? Are you there?" *how rude*
Rick: "What! *looking from playing "word feud"*
Ridge: "Can you call Bridget? My mother was drugged and is in the hospital. Bridget might be able to get some information from her."
Rick: "Sure, unless she is MIA again." *calling Bridget*
Rick: Hey Budge, BRIVIII is missing, Steph was drugged and is in the hospital. Can you try to get some information from her? And DO NOT let Carl help you!"
Bridget: "I already know, and I'm working on it! Bye!"
On the other side of Paris...
Katie: "Are you sure that Hope is here?"
Brooke: "Yes! Her text was very clear. "I'm on the other side of Paris."
Katie: "Uhm... Paris is a pretty large city Brooke..." *wtf has she been smoking?*
To Be Continued...