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Adam: "No there isn't Miss Piggy."
Liam: "Fine! Fine, but we are bathing in the hotel bath, I don't trust this bathroom."
Bill: "It's fine to use the bathroom son. "Sheesh! There are some rooms your father and I like to keep private."
Adam: "See? It's ok."
Liam: "Alright, but dad, could you untie Ridge?"
Bill: "Fine..." *Ridge looks hopefull* "Give us an hour. Here's 200 bucks, have fun kids!"
Ridge: *muffled* "Nooooo!"

Bill: "Now that wasn't so bad, was it tootsie?" *grinning*
Ridge: "Of course you would think that! You're not the one who won't be able to sit for a few days... *mutters while rubbing behind*
Bill: "Stop whining sparkles, I could have used the full hour I gave the kids, not just 20 minutes." *rolling eyes*
Ridge: "Fine! I'll go and take a shower... And you are NOT joining me!" *limps into the bath room, slams and locks the door*
Bill: "Jesus, sometimes he gets so cranky over nothing" *shaking head*
Turns TV on and cracks a beer.
Bill: "Perfect! Just in time for kick-off!"

Meanwhile Adam and Liam at the hotel bar.

Liam: "I think it's best if we wait at least 2 hours before we go back to the room."
Adam: "Spineless, I think that's the best idea you've had all day! Cheers!"
Both downing a shot of tequila.

Adam and Liam are having a wonderful time, drinking and laughing but who should show up? Hope!
Liam: "Adam! Let's leave right now!"
Adam: "What? Why?"
Liam nods to his right and Adam spots Hope.
Adam: "Oh, come on! It's time to get this over with."
Liam: "You're nuts!"
Hope: "Liam! I know I was a real fridge-it woman, but I have changed! Please spend the night with me, so I can prove it to you.!"
Adam: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Liam and I are sleeping together and you can't have him!"
Hope: "I can do things that I learned from mom."
Liam: "Remember? Ridge is with my dad, happily married and I want to be with Adam. He makes me feel *breaks into song* "he makes me feel... he makes me like a natural woman."

Hope: "But mom thaught me alot of "good stuff"..."
Liam: "They can't have been that good, since Ridge left her for Bill... Why aren't you at the hospital, did you get discharged?"
Hope: "It doesn't matter! If Adam is SO important to you he can join us..." *manic look in eyes*
Adam: "Uhh, Liam you were right! I think we should get out of here NOW."
Liam: "Uh, yes sitting with the back turned to my fathers and using those ear plugs sounds like heaven right now."

Liam and Adam sprints to the elevator, Hope not managing to keep up, due to the 6 inch heels Brooke adviced her to wear.

Bill: "So you two are back... Hey, why do you look so out of breath?"
Liam/Adam: "Hope is... in... the... hotel!"
Ridge: "Seriously? Oww! *Ridges says as he tries to sit but can't*
Bill: Don't worry! Daddy and I will handle her."
Ridge: "Give me a sec, I have to put bandages on my arms."
Bill: "Well Cherry! Hurry up!"

Ridge: "I'm all done I used the purple bandages since I don't have my scarf anymore. *bitter*
Bill: "Who cares puddlepooper??? Wait a minute...." *suspicious*
Ridge: "What??" *stepping into practical shoes, (for once)*
Bill: "What if Katie and/or Brooke sent Hope here, to find out our room number?"
Ridge: *going pale and clutching ches... no scratch that, that's Katies thing*
Ridge: "Bill, what are we going to do? We can't do nothing, since we promised our son that we would handle Hope. But letting Brooke and Katie find us?"

Bill: "You are a fashion diva, my glory hole. Think of something."
Ridge: "What if we dressed as women?"
Bill: Do I look like I have feminine features? Besides you're the one who would look good in a dress."
Liam/Adam: "Ewww!"
Bill/Ridge: "Don't knock the cos-play until you've tried it!"

Ridge: "We could change, so that I have your boring generic "style", and that you wear my awsome modern fashionable masterpieces!" *light bulb moment*
Bill: "Wtf are you talking about angel-face??" *stunned*
Ridge: "If you wear my stuff, with one of my beautiful scarfs... Katie will never guess that the man with the beard and those clothes are Bill Spencer-Forrester."
Bill: "..........." *still stunned*
Ridge: "And neither Brooke or Katie have ever seen me in that simple stuff you like to wear!" *jumping*
Bill: "You might be on to something here cuddles... But can't we try to find another solution first? Your clothes and me? Not a good idea..." *shudders*

Ridge: "Sorry, this is the only way."
Liam: "Pst, my angel! Pop some popcorn."
Adam: "Ok, this is going to be so funny."
Bill: "Crap... Revenge of the buttercup."

After 15 minutes Ridges comes out wearing a purple dress complete with shoes and lipstick. Bill is wearing a blue black pant suit with blue pumps and a blue scarf.

Liam/Adam: Tee..Tee....Haa...Haaa....Haaa!!!!!

Ridge: "You really should have let me shave of that beard, it is the one thing that can blow our cover...."
Bill: "WTF! I rather have Katie faking heart attacks beside us in the bed, than shaving of my beard!!!" *furious*
Ridge: "Sorry... I was just saying... Oww!" *Bill slaps Ridge's ass.*
Bill: "Stop that! And Liam, if I hear one word from you or discover that pictures exist from this little "thing", you're not only going to be out of my will... but your own will is going to be put to use! Get it???"
Liam: *nods head*
Adam: "Uh, Bill you've got our words on that."
Bill: "Doll-face, I need shoes with shorter heals, if you don't want me to fall over every three steps or soo...."

Ridge: "Ok fine, but the necklace has to go."
Bill: "No, no, no, and NO! The necklace stays with me!"
Ridge: "My favorite mistress of darkness, please give it to me!"
Bill: "Give what?"
Ridge: "The necklace. Now!"
Bill: "Fine!"

As Ridge and Bill leave to find Hope, Liam and Adam decide they want to try out the hot tub in the next room.

In the lobby of Ritz.

Hope: "Give me Liam Spencer's room number right now! I know he is here!"
Deskman: "I'm sorry but I can't leave out that information.... but according to the computer, noone is listed under that name.... Move along now Miss, or I'll call security"

Ridge and Bill are slowly making their way through the corridor, when Bill's phone rings.

Bill: "What?"
Donna: "Good day to you too Bill!"
Bill: "I don't have time for this. What do you want?"
Donna: "While Pam and I were putting the party together, we heard my sisters talking. They said they were taking the FC jet to Paris."
Bill: "They did what, and why are you warning me?"
Donna: "I told you that they are delusional and a lost cause. You and Ridge managed to make me see that. Thanks by the way!"
Bill: "Whatever, anything else?"
Donna: "They should land in about an hour. Say hi to Ridge from me. Bye"
Ridge: "Who was it Bill? Was it Rick?" *suspiciuos*
Bill: "Would you give it a rest fruitcake? It was Donna. Katie and Brooke isn't here yet, but they will be in an hour."
Ridge: "........."
Bill: Donna says hi by the way. let's get back to the room!!!"
Ridge: "Why? We still have to deal with Hope!"
Bill: "I know doodle-bug, but since the witches-from-hell isn't here yet, there is no reason to wear this ridiculous costume!"
Ridge: "But Bill...."
Bill: "Can it, pretty boy!!!!" *slowly making his way back to the room*

As the head back to the room they start hearing sounds.

Bill: "Awww, my boy's having his first man!"
Ridge: "Do you want to give them flowers and a congratulatory balloon?"
Bill: "Come on! I gave you a house."
Ridge: "No, you gave me a car. What am I, a hooker?"
Bill: "A very expensive one! *Ridge looks at Bill crossed*
Bill: "Now bear, calm down! Your mascara is starting to run. Oh no, you have a run in your stockings."
Ridge: "Oh man, I just bought these."

12 minutes later Adam opens the door.

Adam: "Hey! Why are you two back, did you find her?"
Ridge: "No, but we heard you two taking care of things."
Bill: "Ridge, you promised not to pry!"

Adam: "Uh, right.. Liam decided that waiting for the wedding night was to long."
Bill: "Yeah, waiting two whole weeks must be plain torture!!! Right, love-muffin?" *shudders*
Ridge: "For once you are a 100% right Bill. Two weeks is just cruel and unusual punishment!"
Bill: "So where is Liam?"
Adam: "Uh.... well..."
Ridge: "Well what?"
Adam: "He seemed a bit strange afterwards, so I thought he needed some alone time...."
Bill: "That sucks, but on to more important things! Changing into some real clothes!" *rips clothes off until clad in only boxer briefs, (black of course)*
Ridge: "Bill!!!" *upset*
Bill: "What??"
Ridge: "Did you have to rip the pant suit to shreds?"
Bill: "Of course I did! Don't you know me at all petkins?"