Halloween in salem: Part 3
by, 10-23-2009 at 10:07 AM (2884 Views)
Hoorah! You’ve made it to Part Three of our Halloween in Salem costume parade! Unfortunately, we lost a few people because they didn’t heed our warning and they ate Kate’s candy apples. I guess they were poisoned after all. Well, once they’re feeling better the can backtrack to check out Parts One and Two, or skip ahead to Part Four!
Mickey Horton as Jimmy Hoffa…Have you seen him? Is he dead? No one knows. Oh, by the way, we were talking about Jimmy, not Mickey. Or were we?
Maggie Horton as Perez Hilton…because while we love the hair, but we could do with her tuning down the interest in everyone else’s beeswax
Dr. Nathan Horton as Clark Kent/Superman…because at this point he could either be a great leading man (with an ego to call himself the “man of steel”), or a wimpy geek
Brady Black and Melanie Layton as Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz (“I Love Lucy”)…because she’s a feisty redhead who ends up getting in trouble a lot and he’s the pal who helps her out of jams. Together Mel and Brady do have funny scenes and get into zany misadventures. Besides, who doesn’t love a little drag at Halloween?
Philip Kiriakis and Stephanie Johnson as Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor…because they broke up and got back together nearly as many times. Gotta love star-crossed lovers who can’t seem to get it right.
Caroline Brady as Judge Judy…besides the obvious resemblance, Caroline seems to be the last stop when someone has done something stupid.
Roman Brady as John Wayne…because Roman is a perfect fit for the tough-talking cowboy who we all miss seeing on screen.
Arianna Hernandez as Sydney Bristow (“Alias”)…because a crime fighter with many different looks is perfect for Ari. Her current costume makes it look like she’s a completely different person!
Troy, the Drug Dealer as Tarzan…because the costume requires Troy to be topless. Hey, it was either that or Vegas showgirl.
Also, make sure to check out this week’s Two Scoop’s Column!